AM I HOT TO TROT?
This is Bazz's Hot To Trot section that featured all the horsies that came to say hello to Bazz, loads of Bazz's Bestest Frens can be found in here

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Bonny (Ex Paddock Buddy)
Height: 17.2hh Age: 11 Gender: All girlie, baby
Breed: Clydie TB Cross
Hiiiiiiiii Bazz. You are just so damn sexy!!! You are heaps better than those other geldings in the paddock. So glad your Dad bought me just so I could come and be with you :) |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Oh Bonny. You big thing you. My Dads good like that :) You take care of him when he\\\\\\\'s riding you otherwise the big doof will start getting on me again LOL |
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April (Bestest Fren)
Height: 14.0 Age: 4 1/2 Gender: Mare
Breed: Kiger Mustang
Ay bay bay.
I\'m April and awesomeness is me. I like to eat, sleep, and sometimes walk. There\'s an Appy gelding who thinks I\'m his girlfriend, but little does he know that I have my eyes on you. (; What you doin tonight? |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Cutie hows it going. I\'m not doing much tonight so maybe I could come over and say hi.
Appy gelding? Nahhhh you need some good bay TB lurving |
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Buddy (Bestest Fren)
Height: 16 hands Age: 11 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Quarterhorse
I am a beautiful Palamino - mommy can\'t post a pic because she doesn\'t know how. I live with two mares - Justina and Missy. They are my frens. They belong to a friend of mommy\'s. I think I was born in Texas - I now live in Nevada.
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Buddy, hows it all going? Shame you couldn\'t send a pic cos you sound real cool.
Bet you are starting to get a bit cold over in Hamerica now or does it stay warm in Nevada? Bet it\'s fun riding in the dessert and those big canyon thingies. |
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Bazzy Boy
Height: 16.3hh Age: 6 Gender: All Stallion. Sorrta, Maybe
Breed: Race Horse
Hi I am Bazz and I am a horseaholic. Im a big strapping horse and a really fast racehorse type thingy. I am really blokey and all the mares love me :) I love my, opps your site and I think I am, err bugger, your brilliant!!! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Wow you look great mate. You would have to be the best looking horsey ever to have come on this site!!! I bet all the mares go wild when they see you. You Dad must be so proud of you :) |
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Taffy (Ex Paddock Mate)
Height: 11 something Age: 15 Gender: Bloke
Breed: Taffy Top Pony Thing
Hi I\\\'m Taffy and I live with Bazz and he\\\'s the best horse I have ever lived with, he\\\'s so like cool and strong and very fast. Oh and he can jump too. Bazz you are the greatest |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Jesus Taffy, I said I\\\'d bung you some of my hay if you said something nice. No need to go right over the top you idiot, MAKE IT BELIEVABLE is what I said. |
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Indy (Bestest Fren)
Height: 16.3 Age: 23 Gender: No Nuts for LONG time
Breed: TB - is there any other?
Hi Bazz...My mom rescued me 4 yrs ago. I used to be a strappy young fella in the hunter/jumper world, but now my mom and I do trails. When we lived in California I liked to wander thru the wine vineyards. Now we\'re in Virginia, boy it\'s hot and muggy here. The \"cool\" bathes are cool till mom get\'s water on my face - don\'t like that. I\'m brave around lots of things - horse eating rabbits fear me, and I learned to like plastic bags cuz they always have treats!!!! I even smile for food. And my fly mask shows how cool I really am. I start fashion trends at the stables.
Luv\'d reading about you, wish my mom would do one for me, we TB\'s sure do like to brag. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
What the? PMSL I want one !!!! That looks so cool. I\'d love to do some trails in California now I have my Western seat for my Dad |
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NOBBY NO-NUTS (Ex Paddock Mate and Arch Nemesis)
Height: 15.0h (Shortarse) Age: 6 Gender: Bi
Breed: Thoroughbred (In your dreams)
Hey there, I\\\'m Bobby and just wanted to let you know I can run faster than you. Oh and I\\\'m better looking than you!!! |
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BAZZ RATING 0/10
Hi there you woofty coloured, no knackers shortarse. Did I mention you have the pulling power of a Fiat Punto? Oh and you smell, go take a bath. Nob!!! |
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Mac
Height: 16hh Age: 10 Gender: gelding
Breed: Throughbred
Im a stunning 16hh chestnut tb gelding with 3 socks and a blaze, i love the ladies and they love me.. i love to jump big jumps on the xcountry course and my mummy loves it too.. She always gives me yummy food and nice warm rugs |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
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Just My Luck
Height: 15.3ish Age: 15 Gender: Gelding :[
Breed: quarter horse
Hay Bazzy! My name is Justin, and I am a hardcore eventer. I love to go fast, and jump lots of jumps. I have to do dressage though, which sucks, but my owner does not make me do all the crazy sideways stuff. You should really try eventing some time. It is loads of fun! :] |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Oh I have been there done that, I can jump real high, ok normally when I am really scared :) And that\'s when I run fast too, and I go sideways, a lot LOL |
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Jake
Height: ... Age: 13 Gender: Stallion(Jack as they call donkey stallions)
Breed: Pure Jack ass
Well,My names Jake and I am a Striking almost all black Jack.I have a little sister, as you can see in my picture, and me and her get along FABULOUSLY.Well I am a little shy at times but my little sister sure isn\\\'t!One day she just desided to climb abord and have a lil over look of my mom and her camera,but as soon as she relized how high she was she quickly tried scrambling off,but me being the awesome big brother I am I just slowly and swiftly moved away from the side of my room leaving my lil sis stranded!!She still trys keeping up with me and mom when were on trail rides,cart drives,or even just out in the pasture but never can!!!I guess I\\\'m just too quick for her :D
Oh,and did I mention my favourite treats are chocolate chip cookies? |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
OMG you have a panther on your head, get it off before it eats you with those snarly teeth and stuff. I just stamp on them if they come to close to me cos I know what those predatory thingies can do. |
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Chester aka Valentine Gesture
Height: 14.3h Age: 5 Gender: Gelded
Breed: American Mustang
I was born wild but was pretty friendly when girl approached me at a BLM adoption. Her mom thought I was a stud.. and said she could not have me. The girl cried and BLM said I was a gelding so mom said I could come home with them.
I was Dads horse and we had a lot of fun together until Dad died (I know it is true because mom was crying when she told me.) Now I am Beths horse and thats cool because she picked me out. I am learning to be a good boy wearing a saddle so we can ride together.
Mom says I am a bit of a trouble maker opening gates and doing the limbo so I can sneak some extra feed, but she says she will never sell me. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I loves da Muastangs cos you are all free and wild and stuff like our Brumbies in Horsetralia. Glad they found you a nice home with lots of love and all that. |
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Symphony Solstice
Height: 15h Age: 8 Gender: Studmare
Breed: American Mustang
I was born running free and captured as a yearling. After spending a year in BLM corrals with a bunch if other fillies I saw a lady at an adoption who crouched down to watch the horses in my pen. I looked at her through the other horses legs and decided to meet her. She started off offered me one just one finger and since it didn\\\'t seem all that scary, I let her tickle me with it. IT FELT GOOD! So I let her scratch me a bit and started following her along the fence. She left me there but came back the next day to take me home saying I haunted her dreams.
We have been together for 6 years and I\\\'m happy. I have a yard with other horses and I get to be the boss of them. My mom even lets me make some rules for her to follow.
There are a lot of things that I still do not think are good food for a mustang to eat, but I get lots of good hay, and carrots so life is good. So good my nickname is FattButt.
My favorite part of having a human is clean teats! Boy they get so itchy it drives me nuts! But I just let mom know and she cleans them right up for me. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Wow another Mustang, you look like a pretty hot chick, if it gets too cold for you over there you can come eat some hay with me :) |
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Wilson
Height: 16hh Age: 10 Gender: Gelding :-(
Breed: Sloightly Oirish, Sloightly Welshish?
Hi Bazz, I am the lucky horse who is now taking care of Big Joes mum. She says I am very handsome but I am not so sure: I know my ears are a bit small.
Im a fun guy and I like to do anything, really, especially eat. My mum says Im trustworthy so she lets me take her for walks and pop over little jumps. I didnt use to enjoy going round in circles much but it makes mum happy and she says Im really good at it, so Im starting to like it better.
Im looking forward to making lots of new friends on this forum! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Wilson, welcome to my site and thanks for dropping in to say hi. Look after your mom will ya, we all miss Big Joe he had lots of frens here, hope you meet some nice ones too |
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MMR Radical Hotrod A.K.A. Homer
Height: ummm...15 I think Age: Just turned 3 Gender: Gelding
Breed: American Quarter Horse
Hi Bazz! you are like my super hero - I hope to be like you when I grow up! I live in Alabama with Grace and Mariner. Dad bought me as a suprise for my Mom. She says I am a quarter horse - but I am not sure, if I am one quarter horse - whats the rest of me? I am the baby of the bunch and Mom keeps saying Im so cute and calls me her little man - SERIOUSLY!!! Geez - I am tryin to be masculine here - CUTE??? What the... |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
ahhhh you look such a cutie wutie :) Puhahah Hoof her next time she calls you that bet she calls you something else after that. |
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Mariner - Color\\\'s Midnight Mariner
Height: 17 Age: 4 Gender: Mare
Breed: Spotted Saddle Horse
My names Mariner and I live in Alabama with my friend Grace. We grew up together and mom loved Grace so much she found me for Dad. I love my Dad - he is way cool! He says I am like a giant puppy - whatever that is. Mom took me to one of those Downunder Horsemanship Clinics last month and I had to work my butt off! Guess Mom had to make sure I knew who was the leader. Shhh...dont tell her I just let her think she is. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
OMG does that mean you dont have a butt anymore? You poor thing. I loves your colors!!! That blonde mane thing looks so snazzy, I want one... maybe not |
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SF Money Market
Height: 14.3hh Age: 7 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Arabian
I am a sporty young chap. The ladies arent really into me but I know its because I am above their game. My mum feeds me all sorts of yum stuff, and I am often referred to looking like a pregnant mare. I was told I am an arabian but I am pretty sure I am a quarter horse cuz I dont like to act crazy (most of the time). Anywho, talk to ya later!
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
How could the ladies not be into you!!! oh well more for me :) |
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Teddy
Height: 13.3H Age: 8 Gender: Gelding (but the fillies think Im a stud, if you know what I mean)
Breed: POA
My mom picked me up at an auction where little kids were jumping up and down on me. She didnt approve and turned me into a foxhunter! That is, until she tried to catch me for a ride and I ended up giving myself a right nasty cut on my coronet band! Eh, it turned out for the best- Ive had a month long holiday! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
A FOXHUNTER???? OMG I would be running so fast in the other direction, those things can eat you, you are sooooo brave no wonder the fillies think you are a stud |
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Prince
Height: 15.3 Age: 19 Gender: Gelding, but sexy like a stud
Breed: Appaloosa
I am happily sorta kinda retired, like you! Mom still rides me a few times a week, but nothing too hard. Mostly I just get grain and told how sexy I am. Mom found your site from all the way over here in Hamerica, and she told me all about it. I used to race also, and was the fastest thing around everywhere I went, that fact that I never won was because I was just nice and let the other horses feel good about themselves. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Prince, well sounds like you are a gent like me, I use to let the other horses win as well, not fair for me to go winning all the time :) Well thanks for dropping in and saying hi all the way from Hamerica |
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KC
Height: 16 hands Age: 11 Gender: Gelding
Breed: never knew my daddy
I think you are a LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!
At least you have a name. I guess my mom couldnt freakin SPELL! KC what kinda name is that. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
PUHAHAHAH you are such a dag!!! that pic mate me snort so hard. You need to have a word with your mom about calling you KC that is just so wrong :) |
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Merlin
Height: 16.3 hh (big and long) Age: 7 Years Young Gender: Gelding Oh Dear
Breed: Warmblood
Hi Bazzy
Pleased to meet you, My name is Merlin(Unicorn Wolkenbruish) Weird Part Aussie/German name. My mum likes to take me out on the dirt roads around Melbourne Australia. She likes to try to do that gay dressage stuff sometimes, but I would prefer to jump. Honestly all I really want to do is eat whatever she gives me. Makes me mad and she should always be here to give me hay, chaff, apples and carrots. Living by myself at the moment but happy to go and visit friends places sometimes, might come to see you one day eh? |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hey Merlin, quit the dressage stuff dude, not good for you. Makes your teeth fall out so you can not eat anymore and all that sideways walking makes your legs drop off. IT IS TRUE!!!
No good that you are there all on your own, tell ya mum to put you in the mobile dunny and come see me, or I could always send Toothy over your way instead LOL
He will drive you insane but at least you will have some company :) until you stamp on him that is.
Oh and white socks, black shoes? Maaaate so so Eighties |
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CPR Cuttin War Bonnet (Shiloh)
Height: 14.2 Age: 9 Gender: Stud miffin all the way (im refered to as a gelding?)
Breed: Paint
Wasup there my bro? Im Shiloh and man the way youve got it, sometimes I wish it could be that way for me! I do it all, challenge the cows, jump the jump, and thats kinda it...Well a long time ago I was a fiesty lil thang but then I went somewhere and woke up and I hurt, nothing changed really, just hurt. And just recently, I went to the same place and woke up feeling naked! What happened to me? I live in Hamerica and my girl is Chick, my owners friends horse, man that quarter chocolate palomino is some fine stuff! But we arent allowd to have any kids and I dont know why. But whenever your owner gives you a bath, try drinking the fuzzy liquid in the bucket. Its delicious! I love it when I get to jump and show off to the girls. The shows are amazing, except when Chick goes. I cant speak a word to another horse or *shabam* right across the flank. Well thats are for now Bazz, have fun in Horsetraila!
-Shiloh(oh and I am ALWAYS P.S. I love you at shows in case you see me we can catch up on things) |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Are you related to Toothy by chance? I have no idea what on earth you were going on about, I got the bit about me being brilliant, it was just the rest I didn\'t get. And what\'s with ghost horsie? That\'s too scarey for me :) |
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Legacy
Height: 14.3 Age: 11 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Quarab
Hey Im Legacy. Im a white/roan Quarab. I have a blue eye and a brown eye. I like to race (a ton!!) im not afraid of a lot cept for 700 lb. pigs following me. And water kinda dont like that. Getting out of my stall is so much fun and in the summer i do gaming and in the winter i um eat. Oh and i have the cutest girlfriend. Her name is Whisper. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
700lb PIGS!!!! No bloody wonder you like to run. I\'d be running if I saw one of them as well :) 700LB PIGS WTF |
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Norman aka Address Unknown
Height: 16.1 Age: 17 Gender: Gelding although I didn\\\'t agree to that!
Breed: Standardbred aka Jughead
Im a dark bay with one white foot. I work in a therapeutic riding program in Canada with Jessie, aka Keystone Yelp. Dont let her fool ya - she will lead you on and then give you the snub. She is a cute cookie, though, Ill give her that. I get my kicks out of being a very good therapy horse but a VERY mischievous horse otherwise. Tee hee. Your site has given me some very good ideas, thanks! Have you tried a split-gait yet? Your dad will hate it. Have your front legs do one gait and your back legs a different one.
I have a blog, too, but yours pummels mine into the dust. Mine is at www.thenormanfiles.blogspot.com - check it out and send me your tips! I think if I wrote it, instead of my silly mom, it would be way better. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I do that already, cept I have a different gait going with each leg. My front left walks, my front right trots, my back left canters and my back right gallops, and mad dad goes flying and I laugh and he growls and I\'m making this all up and I\'m shutting up now :) |
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Almost Irish Babe
Height: 15.2 hands high Age: 16 Gender: Mare
Breed: Breeding Stock Paint
Hello! My name is babe and im a sorrel solid paint horse. And im a real diva. I live on a small farm in Connecticut. My only other equine friend is Lacie, shes a black quarter horse. Right now i have to stay in a small turnout so my knee will heel. Well what happened is i hurt my knee in a trailer and i needed surgery to take out the bone chips. But i feel much better now. Something i dont feel i get fed enough of are alfalfa cubes i LOVE those guys oh and Wheat Thins those are delicious! Theres not much to say about myself so im going to end. Ta ta for now folks! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Oh your sooooooo cute, look at that lovely blaze and nose and stuff :) |
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Wy East (Wiley)
Height: 14.1 HH Age: 9 years! Gender: Gelding (Mom sometimes says I act like a colt)
Breed: American HOT Haflinger
Hey Bazz! My names Wiley and Im typing this on the way to my new home. Mom just sold me (thats whos E-mail is up there). Im not sure why yet. I think it may have been because I bit Man-Who-Brings-Me-Carrots on a trail ride. Old Mommy says Im fat sometimes, and she was really sad Monday night, all crying and hugging me. The next day, Tuesday, some people came and put me in a trailer. Now Im in my new home, but I still miss little Mom. Your so lucky you are a stallion ><; I was stalled next to a HOT hanoverian mare named Rhaigan, and she kept saying I was to short for her, but I mean come one.... LOOK AT MY MANE <3
Peace Bazz; Your a pretty intense TB. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
LOL you bit the man that gave you carrots??? Bold move dude, that\'s shows courage, stupidity too :) but that\'s right up there. |
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Artic Chill aka Chilly
Height: 16.3 hands Age: 3 Yrs. Gender: I say sexy young stallion, Mom say gelding
Breed: Warmblood
My previous name before my Mom was Ba Ba Bam. Which is exactually what I will do to you if you try and get on my back!! I am fearless.....sometimes. I will do anything to be the center of attention. Even if I have to take your hat and run away with it like a prize for all my buddies to see. I think its great fun to nip my Moms bum as she tries to clean out my hooves....hehe. My Mom has this giant air sucking thing that after I work so hard to be orange ( we have alot of clay) like the other horses she tries to suck my skin off. I gave it one swift kick and I have not seen it again. Be careful Bazzy, the skin sucking thingy could be coming your way!!! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
What the??? If that big ball came anywhere near my paddock I\'d be hoofing it into the next state. You one brave dude :) |
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Stuff of Legends
Height: 16.7 hands Age: 4 Gender: Mare
Breed: Thoroughbred
Hey!! I am Stuff of Legends aka Stuffy or Legend!! I am very fast!! I will beat you, Bazz. My mom entered me in your race. Well, I love to run and jump so my mom calls me a steeplechaser- whatever that is:) Well, if you are ever in Maryland, give me a niegh!! TTLY
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BAZZ RATING 9/10
Yawnnn. Oh sorry, wehere was I? Ohhhh yes. Take a good look at my butt cos you will get use to seeing it when I\'m miles ahead of you on the race track :) Anyway what sort of name is Leg End? LOL |
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Hercules
Height: 14.3hh Age: 8 years old Gender: Gelding
Breed: Fell x Dale
I am Hercules i am very hairy and i grow a nice moustache in winter. I love causing trouble and always run away from terrifying horse eating monsters. btw i think your AWESOME |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hair-low Hercules :) That is one wicked hair style you have, you look like Toothy, hope you dont mumble like him :) |
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Gaston
Height: almost 15hh Age: 5 Gender: Apples got cut off when I was 2, at least they let me keep the carrot...
Breed: Welsh Cob
Heya Bazz!!! Greetings from Denmark!
I\'m Gaston and I gotta tell you, I met the scarriest thing EVER!!! My mom and I were out walking a month and a half ago and there was this human. He was riding the freakiest 4-wheeled, loud, obnoxious, hissing beast I have ever seen. They came storming at me so fast I just swung around and tried to bolt - you know the feeling right? Anyway that stupid beast made me freak out and know I\'m stuck in my stall with a hurtin\' leg. The doc says it\'s the meniscus and I can\'t work for about a year, SWEET!!! the only downside is I can\'t go outside with my mares, but at least I don\'t have to get wet when it rains and I get spoiled a little in the food department if you know what I mean.
Anyway, great site!
oats\'n\'barley from
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
That\'s just wrong Gaston. I feel for you mate. You should have hoofed him off it and hurt his leg. Hope you get better soon and get back out to your mares :( |
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Elburs
Height: Small :( Age: Just over a 1 year Gender: Gelding [although my bff thinks I\'m a mare, he likes to mount me all the time]
Breed: Miniature Donkey!
Hi I\'m Lightning Bolt, although I go by LB, although mom calls me Elburs because she thinks the other two are too common. I\'m the light of her life, and she knows it. I was a ugly mess when I came to her, but she\'s prettied me all up and now I\'m the best little donkey around. I went to the States horseshow for 4H my first time out, and everyone thinks I\'m awesome for that. I can do everything the big horses can, just on a smaller scale. Mom says it melts her heart when I cry for her when she comes into the barn, but I do it because I know I\'ll get extra kisses. I\'ll wiggle my nose if I want a kiss, and I love pop ices and fritos. I\'m just the best little man, everrr :) This picture is me with my mom, she loves to kiss me and I love to be kissed :) |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Oh deary me :) I so loves the donkey, just makes me wanna go SHUT IT DONKEY!! :) Well thanks for dropping by to say hello. We like donkeys here so you are most welcome. |
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Annie
Height: 15`3 Age: 20 Gender: Mare
Breed: Àppendix X Tennsene Walker
I did like most horse! but for male types! I LOVE MY FOOD!! i am a cuddle bums as my mommy calls me |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Cuddle bums?? Cuddle bums PUHAHAHA that\'s so err sort of cute in a very strange way :) |
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Nelly
Height: ? Mature approx. 15hh Age: 1 day old Gender: Filly
Breed: ASH x QH
Hi Bazz,
my name is Nelly. My mum, Cally told me about you. She said your hot. I don\'t know what hot is, so I\'ll just have to take her word for it.
I was born today (25.1.08). The world is a strange place. I can never seem to find the milkbar...it\'s so hidden! There\'s a strange 2-legged horse (my mum calls it a \'uman) who comes and strokes me.
Laters,
Nelly |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
OMG you are just sooooooo err little. Your not one of those little midget horses from the next paddock are you :) Your mom looks cute too. That\'s so sweet |
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Tontos Sno Eagle
Height: 15.2 Age: 24 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Appaloosa
Heya Bazzy! My name\\\'s Tony and I\\\'m an appaloosa. I used to be a three day eventer (so I had to do dressage a 1/3 of the time...bleh), but I am now retired and enjoying life with my own little herd...I am the boss horse of course. Can you believe that I used to be a bay like you, but with a little white on my bum? I decided to go white as it gives me a more distinguished appearance, don\\\'t you think? |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Man you look so white, were you really a bay or you just kidding me? I rekon the dressage made you go all white :) |
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GUS
Height: 15hh Age: 10 Gender: gelding
Breed: Quarter horse
well hello ther bazz. My name is Gus and I am a BIG fan! I think we would get along as we have alot of the same interests aaaand we are scared of alot of the same things aswell! not to mention being VERY popular with the ladies :D
any way loving your blog! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Gus wassup mate. You look like you are having fun in that big paddock, you in Australia, I have a tree like that in my paddock, when the sun goes down it makes a big shadow and chases me around the paddock :) |
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Albani
Height: 16.1hh of pure good lookin\' stuff Age: 10 - Although Mummy says I act like I\'m about 4! Gender: Gelding
Breed: Posh Danish Warmblood
Greetings from wet and dreary Ireland Bazzy! My name\'s Albani and I\'m a posh dressage horse and showjumper. My Mummy also brought me hunting for the first time last November, and I\'ve been out several times since. I love galloping around and trying to show off in front of all the common Irish horses, I love jumping too although I feel the need to clear everything by a mile just incase there are monsters lurking beneath me. Got to go now, Bye! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Top of da mornin\' to ya there Albani. A posh warmblood eh :) Well you do look very posh I will give you that. I started hunting the other day to, not for animals and stuff but for somewhere to hide when I get scared, like under my dads arm :) |
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Bounce
Height: 14.1hh Age: 6 years Gender: Gelding
Breed: Unknown
Hi my name is Bounce, named after the beautiful trotting action I have.
My new mum sadly lost her horse late last year - Diamond Jade and I was the only horse she tried out. I really like my new home.
Mum said its really hard to get a good photo of me because my head is a different colour to my body and it looks odd in a photo - I think I\'m pretty sexy really with my lovely coloured coat.
I\'m teaching mum to ride western and we hope to do lots of treking together. I\'ve got some odd paddock mates too - Charlie (the giraffe who is 17hh) and Brechan Bach Perri (the gnome is only 11.2hh). |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
What she talking about? I think you look great, different colored head is just so cool. I want one :) Actually I like my head so maybe not. Nobby would do well to have a different head, or at least the same head but with a different brain in it maybe :) Sorry to hear about Diamond Jade :( |
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Molly Moonbeam
Height: 15.2 Age: 15 Gender: Mare
Breed: IDx
Hi Baz, I was owned by a really nice riding school for over half of my life. I\'ve helped millions, zillions of people learn to ride and have given pleasure to lots of people - just like you. My new mummy bought me 18 months ago and we are about to start a new life just me and her (although 2 of my best friends, Jet & JJ, are coming with their mummies too). I\'m really looking forward to our new life cos I know I will get to rest a lot but I\'m a bit nervous too. When I feel scared I think of you and you make me smile and feel warm inside. Lots of love, Molly |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I love that name it\'s awesome, Molly Moonbeam :) Cool. Well I bet you are glad to spend just some time with the one \'Uman for a while eh? I used to have a lot of riders but much happier now it\'s just my dad. |
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Jessie aka Keystone Yelp
Height: 14.2 hh Age: 15 ys Gender: moody mare
Breed: standardbred
My mom adopted me for use in a Therapeutic Riding program that she teaches here in Canada. When I am not PMSing I am great with the kids. I am the smallest horse in our barn with the biggest attitude. I have many boyfriends in the pasture and doesn\'t matter on age. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Jessie hows it going over there in Canadia? Wish I could go there and also to see my friend Indy in Hamerica. Nothing wrong with being small, unless you are Nobby of course :) |
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Libby
Height: 15.3hh Age: 9yo Gender: Mare
Breed: Thoroughbred
Hi Bazz,
Guess what? I\'m a Thoroughbred too (as far as I\'m concerned, the only breed) and I live in Oz - up near the big banana! I used to live down in this place called Taree, with my boyfriend Ally; but I\'ve left there now and I\'m happily single (I\'ve gotten over my heartbreak).
I raced when I was a filly, and though I\'m fast enough to win, I didn\'t try - so I ended up as a girl\'s riding horse! I did mainly showjumping with her. Now I\'m with my new mum, who is training me up for eventing - fun!
I live with two other horses - another TB called Gemma (who really, really hates me!) and a ASH called Cally (who is pregnant - due in 8 days!).
I get ridden 1 or 2 a day, and I really enjoy it! You should come and live up with me, Bazz, then you might enjoy being ridden too!
The one problem is, when it rains, we can\'t go riding. Apparently my mum is thinking of getting an indoor paddock for riding! Except there\'ll be no grass :(
I often go in the moving stable, to this place with lots of other horses. There\'s an indoor paddock there, except there are horses on the walls! There\'s a sexy TB there called Peter, and he\'s already asked me out twice! Except, I\'m waiting to see if you\'re free.
Loved talking to you!
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Ahh Libby you are just so sweet. Thanks for thinking of me. I\'m single again now cos Cherry isn\'t here any more and it\'s just me Nobby no-nuts and toothy the stealth hobbit. Did I tell you I raced too :) |
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Celeste
Height: 16.3 and still growing Age: 4 Gender: Mare
Breed: Irish Draught Circus Elephant Cross
Hi Baz! You are SO handsome! My friend Indy raves about you and I can see why! Mom\'s mad at me right now so I have to make this quick. We don\'t have a spa so I thought I\'d just climb into the watering trough (all fours!) and take a little dip! She\'s mad \'cos I make it all muddy. Hasn\'t she ever heard how good mud is for the complexion? Oh well, just wanted to say hello! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
PUHAHAHAH Snort PUHAHAHA did you really?? That is fantastic. I bet Indy was laughing so hard. I likes Indy he\'s so cool. I\'m still laughing thinking of you in your mums spa :) :) OMG PUHAHAHAHHA |
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Caesar
Height: 16.1 hh Age: 11 Gender: Stud muffin at heart (mum calls me a gelding)
Breed: Hanoverian/TB
Hi Bazz, my name is Caesar and I come from the Kingdom those crazy \'umans call Rhode Island. I love your blog and my mum reads it all the time and tells me what good friends we would probably be if we lived on the same continent. My true love is food, but I have a girlfriend named Glory. I let her think she runs the show here but I\'m really the boss (obviously). Us boys have got to keep those females in check! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
yeah yeah the Alpha mare thing, what\'s that all about then? I have shared a paddock with so many mares and I\'m still allways the boss of the paddock, I guess we should let them think they run the show eh :) You look a lot like me!!!! |
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Lolgar
Height: 15.3hh Age: 11 (acting 2) Gender: of course im a stallion, im the sexiest on the yard!! (i wish)
Breed: Lusitano through and through
hey there bazzy Boy im Lograr and my mum says im the battiest thing shes ever sat on!! she loves me really though hehe=] here is a list of things im scared* off: jump stand, poles (coloured or rustic), children, old people, chairs, trees, pony poo, whips, my tack... MY STABLE AAAH!! *of course its only an act to warm up my human!! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
LOL You are nearly as scared of everything as I am :) I\\\'m scared of my paddock sometimes especially with those stealth hobbits in the paddock next door, they are really scary and strange with it |
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Jens Touch of Mist ie. Misty
Height: 15\'1 Age: 7 Gender: mare
Breed: tennessee walking horse
howdy! im misty, a beautiful little mare all the way from canada! i am loved by my 16 year old mommy and we have been together for 3 years! i also wear a western saddle like you, and trail riding is my favorite thing even though i am a big chicken, but im working on it. i dont know why i cant just stay in the arena where all the evil things cant get me! i have a special walk which is really smooth but i look kinda funny doing it. i actually cant trot, but i just learned how to canter! i like to hang with my moms other horses, although none are as cool as you :) talk to ya later |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Misty
Must be cold up there in Canadia. I think I must be a Tennessee Walking Horse cos my Dad says I can\'t trot either :)
Say g\'day to all your moms other horsies for me and thanks for dropping by.
Your cute ;) |
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Alibi
Height: 15.3hh Age: Almost 7! Gender: Late, great, gelding.
Breed: Mom says I\'m only 1/4 of a horse.
My mom was the first person to ever get on me when I was only three. She says I can do EVERYTHING like you Bazz! I win Championships in Jumping and English riding. But I\'m fast too! I even ran a 27 once in Barrel Racing! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I ran a 27 as well. 2 minutes and 7 seconds.
We must both be champions then :) My Dad rids me Western, which is funny cos he\'s English, and we live in Horsetralia.
All very confusing :) |
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Bandit
Height: 15.6 Age: 14 Gender: stallion
Breed: thoroughbred
hi bazzy boy,
names bandit im an ex racer and i am dying to meet ya. my owners treat me like a prince you know i get all this care, brushing, feeding(not to much im on a diet) and all that AND you should see my paddock not meaning to brag. id love to come live with you for a lil while. get away from all these people that are checking me out all the time. i think im for sale but im not yet sure. i would love to meet you, you could teach me some tricks for a retired racer so i wont have to get sold cause i dont want to i love my home
see ya bazz
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Don\'t run anywhere, in fact don\'t even trot. No-one will buy you then and you can stay where you are. If it\'s looks like they will sell you to a grotty home, get them to build a website about you and they will never be able to sell you :) Works for me hehehehe |
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Pride (before a fall, you know ;)) Mum is constantly bucked off...
Height: 15hh Age: 19 - wisdom with age, baby! Gender: Gelding
Breed: QH x Arab
I just love your domain! Fancy a whole place online for yourself! Mum writes a blog too and she claims it\'s about me - at least, I think she\'s referring to me when she talks about the \"barrel with legs\", but you know, I think it\'s all about her travels with other horses. She\'s going to give me a complex! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Ha ha , Pride before a fall. I love that. Maybe that should be Jacko\'s new name :)
What on earth are you doing to your head , that\'s so funny. |
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Mo
Height: 16hh Age: 5 Gender: mare
Breed: Quarter Horse
Hey Bazz, greetings from the lone star state of Texas. Mom had to send this in when she found your site, not that I mind. I\'m a barrel racer, and I saw your video, you\'re not to bad! Maybe it\'s \'cause we both have some pretty awesome blood lines, not that mine are off the track persay. Keep an eye out for me at the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas, I\'ll do you proud!
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
You mo!! Hows it going over there in Hamerica. Hope you do real well at the championships, happy to give you some tips on barrel racing if you need some help :)
Don\'t stop to eat and don\'t jump out of your skin when you clip a barrel.
Oh and run :) |
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Grace
Height: Age: Gender: Mare
Breed: Holiday Horse!
Seasons Greetings from Alabama! Mom made me wear these silly reindeer antlers! Geesh!
Merry Christmas Bazz! XOXO... |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
RATFGMRD - Love it, you look so Christmassy :) Merry Christmas to you too Grace and hope you have a warm and belly full year next year .. Kisses,, Bazz |
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Barney\'s Dancer
Height: 16hh Age: 3 Gender: filly
Breed: TB
Hi Bazz,
I\'m Bella and I\'m 3. I live in England and it\'s a bit bloomin\' cold here at the moment ! I\'d love to visit Oz because it\'s warm there now. I\'d also like to meet you , coz we\'re both ex racers and we\'re both related to Danzig. I think you\'re very handsome too. I live with a few other horses, including Solo who told me about your site, (Welsh pony reckons he\'s not afraid of anything but wears pink-and yes he has done dressage!! LOL) I\'ll be doing some jumping one day, dont know if I will have to do dressage, I hope not it looks well dull! Right now mum says I just have to look pretty, eat, have a bit of a trot now and then and grow That\'s the life huh! Take it easy Bazz, Luv Bella xxx |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I seen you earlier, you sneaking in twice eh :) Well your cute so I\'ll let you :) |
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Dancer
Height: 14 3 Age: 3 Gender: mare
Breed: Quarter horse/appaloosa
I\\\'m not sooooo pretty as that Jazz girl but I\\\'m a lot more sensible.....Mom says so. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Dancer, well it\\\'s early days you are still young and I\\\'m sure you will blossum into a gorgeous mare before you know it.
Have a happy Christmas.. Bazzy |
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Rio
Height: 17h Age: 6yrs Gender: Girl, girl and more girl
Breed: Irish draught x appaloosa
Intelligent, sexy, damn good looking and looking for a reeal man. No Nobby no nuts for me!!! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Or Jacko the Spacko then :) Only one real man in this paddock. I loves your color and that, you look a bit like Cherry but taller |
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Bella
Height: 15.3 Age: 3 Gender: filly
Breed: Thoroughbrde
Hi Bazz,
Please excuse the mud, it\'s hard work bein a princess! We\'re related, Northern Dancer\'s my great-grandad. I tried. racing but it didnt suit me either. Funny when you consider our relatives! Anyway, now im just chilling, growing, pestering my mates out in the field, next year i\'ll do some jumping! Mum saw the pics of your rash mate, hope ya feel better soon! Luv Bella in the UK |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hello cuz, or great cus or whatever :) Thank your mum for thinking about me, it\'s all gone now so I\'m feeling much better and all that. I love your blaze looks cute |
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Victor
Height: 1.70 Age: 4 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Oldenburger
Hi Bazz...
My mom just road your dad a mail, I think? And I wanted to send my greetings too...
My mom says that im gonna be a very good dressage horse... yearh, maybe... But I would rather eat that stick she?s riding around with... I love to chew on everything, hmm but my mom is always telling me, that horsies are not allowed to do so... Dammit...
Well... I?m only 4 years old, so maybe ill learn not to taste my way trough life...
That was a little about me...
Bye bye from Denmark...
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Victor. Dad said he can\'t remember seeing your mums email but he\'s had computer thingy problems and stuff. You look pretty cool. My Dad said he had an oldenburger in McDonalds the other day, it was all cold and yuk :) |
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NT Figaro (also known as Sam)
Height: 16.2hh Age: 14 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Arabian Quarter horse cross
My mum tells me that im the most booootiful boy in the whole wide world and I just looooove her to bits as well specially when she gives me my breaky and tea......im only a scaredy cat when my mums mums horse tries to bite me he can be abit nasty to me and he makes me want my mum.....other than that im a big strong unscaredy cat |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
My golden rule is bite first and run fast :) Seriously he\'s being a big bully, sneak up behind him and give him the biggest bum bite you can and then leg it :) |
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Holly
Height: 16.3 Age: 15 Gender: Mare
Breed: Irish Draught
Hi Bazz, great site! This is me and my sister Penny - she's on the left. We're totally with you on the killer bags and four legged numnahs. Our mum and dad sent us out in this to have fun! But who's stolen all the grass? |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Pardon my French but bugger that :) That's way way too cold for me. I like the sun and the warmth and stuff like that. Hope you have plenty of food and keep yourself warm and all that |
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The Cheese
Height: 15.2 Age: 17 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Quarter Horse
My mom is one of those PNHers like your dad. You know, the orange stick and white ropes and all. It's okay with me. She gets all excited when I put my foot on the cone for her. Gets me out of more strenous work. HA |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
You put your foot on the cone?? OMG don't let my Dad hear you say that or he will have me back in the arena doing all that stuff again :) Mind you it's getting warmer now and I love spending time with my Dad |
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Irish Bailey
Height: 16.2hh Age: 7 YEARS OLD Gender: Gelding
Breed: Thoroughbred
Yo! im bailey used to be a racehorse myself however mummy decided im a bit of a wimp and tought i would be best trying something else. ... so now im training to be a showjumper. Think your really cool mate and im well jealous of your site - its awesome!well hope you wanna be friends.
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Whoa look at you jumap and stuff, you are half way there already. Good effort. I can jump too, not sure that high though cos I always close my eyes when I jump :) |
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Grace
Height: almost 16h - mom hasn't measured lately Age: 3 Gender: Mare
Breed: Tennessee Walker
I'm a big, beautiful bay and I live in Alabama - Heart of Dixie ya know. I spend my days on the farm munching in the pasture with my buddies. Mom comes to see me nearly every day and I always get a treat. I'm still trying to figure out why she wants me to these silly figure 8's in the ring - I thought she could count higher than that by now! Anyway, she loves me bunches and I enjoy going on the trail rides with her. I like to see her jump when I pretend to be scared of a rabbit! hehe... By the way, those bags of death are nothing - mom showed me that, but ya gotta watch out for those little boxes on posts - never know what might jump out and get ya. Here's a picture of me getting kisses from mom! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
well helllllo Grace, you look yummy. I've never seen a Tennessee Walker before. I walk everywhere so maybe I should start a new breed called Buninyong Walker what ya reckon? Don't tell Cherry about the yummy bit or I'll be in all sorts of bother :) |
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polo
Height: 12.3hh Age: 8 Gender: mare
Breed: welsh X shetland
im polo :-D am absalutly nuts nd get spoilt of my mummy :D a love been all hyper on cherry tango :D and stealing my mummys roll and potatoe scone :D a hated my past life as i wasnt treated nice:'( but now am at a home were my mummy loves me :D:D i love making new friends :D and jumping :-)! xx |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Owww you so cute, love your colors and stuff, man you eat a lot for a little thang :) Glad to see you are a nice home now, makes all the difference eh. |
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Staffy
Height: 1.74 mt. Age: 15 Gender: gelding
Breed: warmblood
A big long orange bus, with two white socks and a sweet kind heart.My great-grandfather was Ribot, and sorry if is not to much. Now mom is to busy with work, so I'm with oncle Mick now. Pigmeus is my brother, not bad. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Orange buses with socks on? What the? You look like Bobby but I bet your much bigger than him, actually I think our dog is bigger than him |
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Keeper
Height: 15.2h Age: 4 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Appaloosa
Hi Bazz-
I'm Keeper. I live with my buddy Tolkien (who is on stall rest, so he gets all sorts of attention) my Mom and Dad, 2 hayheaded pygmies, 3 dogz and a bunch of katz. I'm an Appaloosa and have spots on my bum that look like snow. Love your blog and it cheers my Mom up when she is having a bad day(so thanks for that!)
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Keeper, gee you have a stable full over there, sounds like my place. I have two big 'Umans, 5 pygmies, 5 horsies + me, 3 cats and a satans puppy. Least you don't have a love heart on yer bum like some people around here |
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Bill
Height: 16hh Age: 10 Gender: Gelding.. but i think i am a stallion
Breed: QH X
hey bazz. your blog rocks!
i have heaps of girlfriends. i like all the new girls but i am not afraid to snap them into line when need be. my mum tries to get me to do dressage but i try to send hints that i dont like it. jumping is much more fun :) or goin flat chat up the hill |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
OMG what are they making you wear? That's like bright pink, tell me it's not!!! I hope it's testostorone raspberry or something like that :) Don't do dressage mate or they will start brading your hair and calling you Billinda |
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father ted
Height: 15.2 Age: 7ish Gender: gelding--but i fight it
Breed: dales x clydie
hi bazz
i'm a big hairy cob that lives in northern england
have to be hairy cos it's caad up here
mam wants me to do dressage but i divvent want to turn gay!
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
OMG what have they done to you, did they shave off all that furry stuff, you look pretty cool though, I have two girlfriends who are clydie x's, Best way to get out of dressage is act all manly like me and strut around with your head in the air, neighing I'mmmmm not gayyyyy!!! :) |
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Yo (Wyoming Snow)
Height: 16.0 hands Age: 15 Gender: I think I am a Stallion but....
Breed: Half Arab - American White
Hey Bazz- Love the site man- Cool to see so many hot fillies! I live with 5 other boys but they know who's boss! I used to have to do all sorts of silly show stuff ( I was really good!)but mom finally came to her senses and we just trail ride. (fast walk towards home too!)I also take care of her Pygmy ( he is actually my little brother so mom says I have to take care of him- bummer) That is him in my picture I really wanted to bite him but mom was watching...*sigh* But she took me away from stupid humans who didn't feed me so I guess I can put up with the pygmy for her. Virginia is a cool place to live. It doesn't get too cold and it gets dark early so I get to lounge around all week. I get lots of apples and carrots and sometimes peppermints- not too many as they make me a bit crazy. I also love diet coke and gatorade. I have a cool t-bred girlfriend down the road and she it really cool and cute. (But not as cool as me.) I wish I had all the cute fillies you do Bazz! CU L8TR- The Yo man |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Yoh yo :) You look cool in a unicorn without the horn sort of way dude, bet the girls love you over there. Do you get to hide in the snow and jump out on 'Umans and all that stuff? |
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Nadjii
Height: 15'2 Age: 14 Gender: Mare
Breed: Arabian
Greetings from Cool, California-You can come and stay at my place if you ever want to compete at Tevis. The trail is kind of hard though-I'll show ya the ropes. hugs and kisses, Nadjii |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I don't mind hard trails, we have a few of them here, mind you the flat paddock is a bit of a challenge some days hehe |
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Paddy
Height: 16.1 Age: 9 Gender: gleding... unfortunately!
Breed: Thoroughbred! [pretty fat >D]
I just love to jump screw dressage bucking, rearing that's the fun way to go about things Like doing cross country and there was a two legged bird I decided it looked stupid and started chasing it Youre quite a looker tho Im not interested in guys |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Screw dressage LOL yeah you rock :) I chase the paddock panthers around but not chased a bird yet though :) |
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Dundee
Height: 15 Age: 4 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Australian Stock Horse
HIIII!!! I'm Dundee and I love your page. I think your very tall and handsome. ooooohh yeah... I have a girlfriend, her name is Sox and shes pretty hot. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Do you fight Crocodiles? Or are you from Scotland? Anyway nuff of you, where is Sox? what's she look like? what's she wearing? |
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Mystery The Morab
Height: 16.1 Age: 21 years young Gender: gelding
Breed: Morab (half Morgan, half arabian)
I was born by accident on 100 acres and was pretty hungry until age 5 when my human saved me from the meat man. She needed me to take care of her because of sadness in her life and promised me I would never starve again or live in a stall if I promised never to bite or buck her off me. We both had alot to learn and are now good friends and partners for life. I live on a nice pasture in Petaluma, northern Ca and I LIKE your blog! MysteryTheMorab |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Mystery, what a great story!!! Glad you are with someone that loves you heaps and stuff. 16 years is a long time to be with a 'Uman. Hope Dad still loves me in 16 years :) |
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Skeeter
Height: 15.1 Age: 16 Gender: Mare
Breed: Appaloosa
I am a very smart, very attractive, perfect Appaloosa mare. You are never fully dressed without some spots. My mom says I'm a cow, but what does she know? I even let horse eating pygmies ride me in lessons. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hope you told your mum you think she is one too :) Actually that's not a good idea, my mum would get the stock whip out if I said that :) Well thank's for dropping by Skeeter |
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Panzer
Height: 16ish Age: 17 Gender: Gelding
Breed: A Clydie x Morgan Cross
Hey Bazz! I'm Panzer, but my hunan oh-so-affectionately calls me Moose. I like to jump (rather, hurl myself over the fences) and gallop (particularly up the hill to the barn). My favorite thing to do is trail riding, especially when I get to lead all the itty bitty pony things around. I love your site, too. Keep on blogging! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hey Panzer, are you like built like a tank or summink? I know Bonny our Clydie is LOL. My favourite part of trail riding is the walk home as well , funny that :) |
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Pebble
Height: 15.2 Age: 3 Gender: boy, no balls
Breed: TB
My grandad is Dancing Brave, making my great gandaddy Northern Dancer, just like your good self. We certainly inherited some great looks.
I got a raw deal though and live in cold Scotland! I was bred to hurdle but I didn't reach the track because my mum bought me and she wants me to event or something weird like that. I would have been a great legend though I am sure. Now that my Mum is backing me I like to show her in the field just how super fast I can go and still buck at the same time!! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Ochi the noooo laddie, bet your freezing now eh :) Must be getting near your winter, bugger that... I'll just go lie down in the shade and think of you :) later cuz and take care in that cold yeah!!! |
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Kai
Height: 15hh Age: 6 Gender: Gelding
Breed: CobXWelsh
Hi Bazzyboy.. I'm Kai... I am a chilled out sorta chappy.. however Like yourself here in England we also have the Trucks of Doom..I have to live with 4 legged nummnahs..sometimes they get into my paddock.. but its the ones out on the trail you have to worry about.. they are the dangerous ones. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
My Dad has got the four legged numnah sorted out, he pulls all their legs and their heads off and puts them under my saddle to stop it rubbing :) If they keep bothering you, stamp on them and blame the truck of doom LOL |
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Njuro Boy
Height: 15hh Age: nearly 5 years old Gender: Stallion like my hero, Bazzy
Breed: Arab x QH x TB
My mum says that I am her baby, but she forgets that I am nearly 5 years old and so I can't really still be her baby, can I? But as long as she continues to treat me like her baby I don't really mind 'cos the treatment is pretty bluddy good all 'round! I am starting to be ridden at the moment, and I am going to be "the best bluddy endurance horse in the world" according to Mum. My daddy is the current best bluddy endurance horse in the world so I have got a lot to live up to. Such pressure! I don't mind being the best bluddy whatever in the world, but having to run 160km in under 9 hours is gonna to be a tough call. But if daddy can do it, I spose I can too. I know that you won't really like this idea Bazzy, but we can't all be paddock paintings like you. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
What the??? 160km's in under 9 hours?? why on earth would you go that for? Sounds a bit too much like hard work if you ask me.
I do endurance but it's like 1.6km's in just over 9 hours, much more impressive. You try doing that :) Bluudy tiring I can tell you. Well I hope it all goes well and you become a champ like me, then yer Mum will give you loads of carrots too like my Dad does for me |
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Spirit
Height: 15.3 Age: 11 Gender: fabulous mare
Breed: fabulous Paint horse and some quarter horse and some something else ...
Hi Bazz, I'm Spirit and I live in California. I think you are awesome, sure wish I could meet you. I think we'd be a great match (that palomino in my picture thinks he's my boyfriend, but he cannot compare to YOU)! Oh, my mum makes art too--she asked me to tell you that she finds your mum's work "full of energy and movement and extremely compelling," or something like that. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
I think the word you were looking for is crap :) LOL OMG my mum is so going to kick my butt for that :) Really she is a good painter especially her horsies and stuff. I can't see the Palamino in the pic, I can only see you :) Don't tell Cherry I said that. I think I better just shut up before I get in more trouble :) |
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Dublin
Height: 13 or 14 hh Age: 7 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Welsh Cob/Quarter Horse
Hey Bazzy!
I'm Dublin. My mama, a 12-year-old girl who rides at my barn, says I'm the most beautiful baby she's ever seen. I used to be a naughty pony but she showed me how fun jumping is an now I love it. Mama loves me lots. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Dublin, hows it goin there mate. Nice to see the pygmy is looking after you :) Hope you have fun jumping, I does that sometimes and it's really cool cos dad gives me a carrot afterwards, tell your mum you need more carrots cos they make you jump higher, that's why rabbits can jump to the moon!! |
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moose
Height: 16.2 Age: 9 Gender: gelding
Breed: standardbred
Hi Bazza
My name is Moose Im a big spunky 16.2 standy gelding.
My mum rescued me from my last human who was trying to starve me to death. They reckon I was hard to keep the weight on so they gave up and just stopped feeding me.
I luv my mum and she luvs me. We have been together now for 4 years
See what a spunk I am in my piccie Nice butt hey :):)
Bonnie used to be my girlfriend :):):) |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Moooooooooooose hows ya diddling mate. So come on spread the goss, what's the low down on the BFM Bonnie then? You must have some stories.
I think my Dad saw you the other day, he was saying something about some hunk of spunk that looked real cool, hang on, that was me... oh well |
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Tristolier (aka: The Poofmeister)
Height: 16.2 hands of muscle baby Age: 16 Gender: All man
Breed: Thoroughly thoroughbred.
Why hello there Bazza...
My name is Triss and I'm a tough tall muscley poofmeister from Melbourne, Australia. You know, we kinda look alike, pretty boys and all. Mum says I'm a snob like that (I like pretty boys). I won $100,000 on the racetrack and can't wait to get back there.
A healthy lifestyle is important to me. I keep myself fit by walking the fenceline impressing the chicks with my greek adonis like body.
When I get bored I practice aerobics. Do you like my leotard? Its designer. I even do aerobics with my mum jumping cross country, then I show her how how good I am at racing fast. I think she really loves it.
Lastly, I like being brushed, it makes my muscles look all shiny. Don't you think I'm shiny? So long story short, Bazz I think you're totally hot to trot man but you like girls (any chance you'd swing for me honey?) so do you think you can put in a good word for me with Nobby or Spacko Jacko?
Love your work man,
Regards, Triss
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
OMGGGG!!!! It's a tranny, love the dress :) That pic is so awesome dude. Shame you are not a chick, Nobby would go wild for you though :) Mind you that's some impressive money stuff you won and did you buy loads of carrots with it? |
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Usual Suspect (Chester)
Height: 16.0 Hands Age: Four Gender: Gelding...but the taking my of nuts has had no affect on my love of rearing and biting...ARRGGHHH!
Breed: APHA
I live in Upstate New York with a bunch of horsey buddies, but I am not allowed to play with any of them. I was put in solitary confinement after flipping one of them over the gate, not once, but twice. Hey...if ya can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. I am a bit naughty, but, once my Ma puts a saddle on me and flaunts me around the show pen, I am a perfect gentleman. When the announcer calls out the results for the first place ribbon, I don't wait for Ma to nudge me forward to get my prize. I automatically know it's gonna be me because, well, just look at what a big, freakin' stud-muffin I am. I'm glad to meet you, Bazz. It's nice to know another studly gelding that has it all goin' on. There are so few of us in the world. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Total respect!!!! Flipping a horsie over the gate? LOL, twice? PUHAHAHAH You da man. Couldn't borrow you for a while could I? Have a couple of horsies in mind that could do with a bit of gate flipping. |
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Rockytop
Height: 14.2 Age: 12 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Paint/Quarter
I am one hot colored boy...all the girls love me and I love all the girls, no matter what breed or color they are. I love to run and show off my legs but most of all, I love to eat.... |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Go Rocky!! Go Rocky!! Man you look like you are having so much fun I'm dizzy just looking at you :) You sorrta look like a cow though but hey you can't all be perfect like me hehe |
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Sharp Copy (Xerox)
Height: 15.3 (officially) Age: 21 (drinking age!) Gender: mare
Breed: Appendix QH
Hey, cutie! I live kinda near Chicago. My Ma says we're some kinda cousins (same 3X great-grandfather). And you got a crib collar on in one of your pix-- Oh, we've got so much in common!
And I bet you've got a sexy accent...
I'd race you... cutie. |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Sharp Copy..LOL Just love the name. How about you pop over with some of that Pizza eh!. My Dad says that chicago pizza is the best in the world. Did you check out my cribbing statue LOL How funny is that. |
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Red Hot Sweetie
Height: 16.2 Age: 13 Gender: Mare
Breed: APHA
I have had a rough life and I was so happy when my human found me !!! I was unfortunate to fins myself with some one that only wanted me because of my beauty, but they seemed to forget that i need to eat and stuff so I was basically starved. Luckily my mom found me and whisked me away from all the growling tummies and shivering nights, she taught me that all humans aren't so bad. Now the only thing that I have to get used to is the attention that she gives to the other horses that she rescues and forgets about me for a little while, but she always comes back to me ,,, because she knows I'm the best!!!! By the way your kinda cute to, not as elegant as me, but you definitly have potential !!! My tail is a swishing!!!! Wink Wink |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
LOL quit with the swishing tail you'll get me in trouble hehe. Well sounds like you have a nice home now. Not nice when I hear about horsies that have had bad homes. I'm real lucky cos I had Amy and my dad and they both have looked after me good
Dad could feed me more though :) Not that I'm starving i just love that feed he gives me. |
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Ari
Height: 15.3 so far Age: almost 4 Gender: gelding. what were they thinking.
Breed: wish I could
My name?s Ari (Wilcree Darius Rex - perleasse!), I?ll be 4 next January and I live in Strath Creek, Victoria, with Bob, who?s a boring old dude who won?t play with me, and pretty-boy Jarrah. Man is he mean. Plays an OK game of bitey-face though. And he?s not bad at rip-yer-kneecaps-off. They tell me I?m a Warmblood with pretty good jumping lines. Who knew blood could jump? They try and make me do that dress-argy-barge thing too, but I?d rather leap tall buildings in a single bound. When I grow up I?m so gunna be like you. The dogs bollox rock.
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
That looks so totally cool dude!!! Looks like you are having a whole heap of fun on yer own, who needs annoying paddock mates when you can have that much fun without them.
Try and keep away from that dress-argy thingy wotsit, not good for the image :) |
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Sunny(Foxhill Sunstorm)
Height: 14.hh Age: 14 Gender: Gelding
Breed: Arabian x Australian Riding Pony
Hi Bazzy,
I think that I am a pretty good jumper but my rider hasn't started jumping me really high YET because she is a bit nervous. I am also a very good Mounted Games pony and I can go REALLY fast!!! |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Hi Sunny
Ahhh time my friend :)
Wont be long before she has you jumping some decent fences.
Not sure why you would want to though, sounds like hard work to me :) |
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Sassy
Height: 15.0 Age: 6 Gender: MARE
Breed: Pinto
HI, I just found your site!!! So far I love it! So I was wondering if you think my mom is trying to sell me?..... I love my mom, and I don't think I woould hurt her on purpose, but I might have..... We were walking around the arena (indoor) minding our own business, mom did not have her attention on ME, as grandma was there to visit me and chat w/ mom....So to get her attention, I stepped left really fast.. and mom (I'm trying not to laugh), feel off me, and hit the ground HARD, she screamed for grandma, saying she could not move....I WAS SO SCARED that I broke my mom... Some lady grabbed me and to me to my cross ties... grandma untacked me, and Dan the barn owner to me right out side.... Mom was crying alot... She went to the doc's and the doc said she was luck she break every bone in her rear end... Since then mom rarley comes to see me and I over heard her talking about finding a dead broke horse.... Sure hope she don't mean, me to be dead.... What can I do to get mom here more??? |
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BAZZ RATING 10/10
Oh my Sassy, what ya done babe? My Dad came off me a couple of weeks ago and landed on his back and he was hurt but he's ok now. I think maybe your mom has lost her confidence a little. Doesn't mean she's scared of you just maybe a bit worried you might do it again.
I'm always shying and jumping when my dad rides me so he's sort of use to it, but they say your not really a good rider until you have fallen off heaps. If you have never come off your just sitting on it.
Maybe your Mum can spend some time doing some ground work with you to re-build some trust both ways. I think she should try riding you a little though, and if she does you should behave otherwise she might sell you and you don't want that eh? |
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